tumblr writer: i wrote a book! it has 2 pansexuals, 1 demisexual, 1 ace, 1 bi, and 4 trans. buy my book. very diverse.
me, a trans person: ok but what’s the book about
tumblr writer: it has 4 trans!
me: but what is it about
tumblr writer: it’s fantasy! 4 trans elves!
me: what is it about though
tumblr writer: it has 4 trans! no other book in the history of books has 4 trans. buy my book. i’m filling a void. 4 trans!!