Compliments for Puns

attackfish:

avatarsymbolism:

magickandtea:

professorpenandink:

mx-hyde-the-azran:

  • Groaning
  • “You shut the fuck up”
  • When your friends just sigh and close their eyes
  • A face that reminds you of “Bring Me To Light”
  • “Noooooooooooo”
  • “God damn it”

• [Long drawn out version of your name]

•Oh my good gods
•Go sit in a corner
•I hate you

Given my knack for puns and making terrible shitposts when I’m not analyzing shit, I feel like it’s my duty to reblog this. 

Other compliments include: 

  • Why would you do this?
  • STOP! 
  • WHY!? 
  • Delete this
  • Blocked 
  • Damn it
  • Uhh
  • “Get out”
  • That thing they do when their mouths are open and their eyes are blinking
  • Putting their head in their hands
  • “I trusted you”
  • Glares
  • “No.”
  • “I should have seen this coming.”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ominouslymathematical:

into-the-bag-nebby:

Hey so I just wanted to say John Oliver on Last Week Tonight has once again gifted us a way to fight for Net Neutrality, which supports free speech online and enables us to shitpost at top speed as well as keep large corporations from stifling small internet businesses (example: Google paying to slow down all duckduckgo searches or Facebook paying to slow down all social media but it)

John Oliver has made a new tool for us to easily leave comments which are now publicly available on the FCC forums to fight back and say that we specifically want Title II oversight of ISPs (explained why this is what we want in his Last Week Tonight video here)

So go to gofccyourself.com

From there you will arrive at a page like this

Click on the “+Express” button (circled below)

Then you will arrive at a forum to input your comment. You are required to put down name and address but it appears email is optional. Then you can write your comment. Here is my example comment below

Thank you and please help support Net Neutrality!

TO ALL OF MY AMERICAN FOLLOWERS, THIS IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT! SPREAD THIS PLEASE!

❤ THIS IS HELLA IMPORTANT! ❤

Emergency Comissions

tehrogue:

tehrogue:

So, Lost my Job.

I’m trying to find ways to make money. I said I was gonna do Commissions so

HERE WE GO

$1 – I will give you a shout out in a voice of your choosing

$5 – 50 words or less audio  with pre-written script

$10 – 50 words or less audio  written by me

$15 – 100 words or less audio  with pre-written Script

$20 – 100 words or less audio written by me

+ $1 for ever word added after max words

$45 – Singing with full music edit (this will take a long time especially if i have to learn the song)

NO NSFW

Voices i can do

Undertale: Sans, Papyrus, Asriel, Asgore, Gaster, Napstablook, Flowey, MTT, Chara

Fell/Swap: Sans and Papyrus

BATIM: Bendy, Boris, Sammy, Joey, Henry

Overwatch: Reaper, Soldier76, McCree, Torbjorn, Reinhart, RoadHog, JunkRat 

Email me with you request samvanessendelft@gmail.com

Please remember I can say no to a request. so be reasonable 

ALSO IF U WOULD LIKE TO DONATE TO ME ASIDE FROM COMMISSIONS

| Patreon | TipJar | Ko-FI |

updated with other ways to donate if u want to do more than comissions