etherealphantasia:

– “fight me, you ceramic bitch”
– “i’m the living embodiment of ‘it could be worse.’”
– “sand…fuck off.”
– “i’m about as intimidating as a butterfly.”
– “holy mother of rectangles”
– “i’m just a humble trash can trying to roll my way through life”
– “let’s get the hecky heck out of here”
– “come for the accent, stay for the existential crisis”
– “i’m holding you back from achieving things in your life by forcing you to sit here and watch this”
– “oh jesus fuck”